Turkey Day

Of all the holidays, of all the planets in all the universe Turkey Day is one of the best. I know I can't testify for most of the holidays that the little green men have, but I'm sure they would agree Turkey Day is pretty sweet.

Turkey Day celebrates the basic human desire to take a day off of work, sit around a giant table, and tear apart a huge dinner in world record time. Then sit back take a nap, be thankful for Thursday football and the day off. All the while knowing there is a turkey sandwich waiting for you when you finally decide to get up.

A holiday of no commitments or hassles. Just pure relaxation, the ultimate goal of anyone.